Legends of the "RED" festival

It all started with one really foolish man i suppose..
Who fixed a date which became the red festival..
And legend has it that clothes must be brand new and
Lots of food stocked up will bring a fruitful year...
And the worst couldn't be worse when those chinese pigs paint
themselves red and go around with silly oranges knocking on ppl's door,
waking them up from their fantasys and bringing them into the reality...

THere's a gd news though... u noe when they give out those silly red paper which have
money in them.. yeah... its really silly but it sounds gd to us recievers that smile evily
at those silly pigs..
Though we put on a smile when we recieve them...
Our minds scorn them for the pityful amounts that these stingy ppl dish out...
For not of our relations,
god knows how we going to dish back some slaps man to those stingy pigs...
Those who think of no one but themselves when they chance upon my blog..
Think hard... give more.. and wipe that silly smile of your face..
Yr job is just to give us the red paper with humongous amount of cash yeah....

* Smiles evily..*